Ambiguous Crap Shoot Shit List

Saturday morning hipster dooFuss thrifters

Tortilla chips and peanut butter at midnight

White tin pretty cherry covered pot seed sifters

Black out commit felonius assault

Out of sight

Don't forget to choose the lesser of two evils

Blame the bitch with moods wings

Bipolar result of fright.

Guilt and EARNie are our hunny buns

Nuthin' but questions and exclamations

You make me SO Phucking sick

If it wasn't my destiny

To follow this map

I'd force you to Fuck Off!

Then suck my dick

Like a poor old sap.

Drinking problems

And a self-acclaimed nut

Take back this Confusion

And that Deep Nasty Cut

Just because you can't see stuff

Doesn't make it not there

Look Out!

It's kicking you in the butt!

A nice tea set and a place to plant roots

Jog on down to the Goodtimes Saloon

Watch your step lest you be

Committed as a Case.

I'm not the only one guilty

Of NOT being true to My Place.

You are locked up

Suffocating in there too

I'm swimming in pain

And it's a long drive to you.

But with YOU it's ALWAYS

Touch and Go

Splattered Crap and

Smothered Slow.

Copyright Heather Prudence Davis